Gawker did a great lil’ bit here. Its for New York Hipsters but i believe it will work for Portland Hipsters as well. Maybe if we added some self pity and a mustache it would make more sense. Also Portland Hipster Traps would be made out of real recycled local metal that was razor sharp and would bleed the suspect. Yes Portland is more hardcore than New York. Buyahhh!!!

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